Fascist+Pig+Block+5

You’re the bastard grandson of a fascist pig! ]

Characters: Blanca – Maniti Pedro Tercero Gacrcia – Sanjana Jerry Springer – Soham Esteban Trueba – Ayesha Esteban Garcia – Ayush Alba – Jesika

Script: The basic outline is that – The treuba family arrives on stage, and talks about how e t resolved his differences with ptg. All is happy and they are having a good time on the show united as family, when jerry announces another guest on the show - *tadatata* - Esteban Garcia --- fight fight fight … Host: (Introduce the Trueba family – E T, Alba, Blanca, PTG) E t on the hot seat Senator treuba

You’re the bastard grandson of a fascist pig! ] E t on the hot seat q1. hey little alba... where are u studying right now? a1. Hello Mr. Springer. I'm not that little anymore - I had quite an eclectic education in my childhood- I've had Unvle Jaime's academic contributions, then Uncle Nicolas' endurance training, my grandad's rare love *gives him a loving look - make it cheesy* and my grandmum's spiritual teachings. But now - I'm just studying philosophy... q2. to blanca and pedro - how was ur trip to canada....feeling happy living together? yes it definately feels amazing ... i am so happy ... Pedro darling look after me so well there. after all the years that we lived apart from eachother it is just what we needed... a get away from all the political insability and some time to ourselves. it is all thanks to Papa that it was possible otherwise god alone knows what would have happened to Pedro darling who was living liek a hermit in one of the abandoned rooms in our house. but its good to be back and see how our little Alba has grown into such a fine lady... q3. to trueba - so are u ready for the moment of truth?/? *dramatic music* - are u readyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy answer host - is it true that u cut off ur son in law's fingers? is it true that u wanted to murder him?

Pedro Tercero's reaction..." i guess now that he acccepts me as a part of this family and as his son is. He knows that i will take good care of his daughter and keep her happy...Besides, it is after he cut off my fingers that my guitar playing skills improved and i became that famous..

When Esteban Garcia walks in, Alba recongnises him immdiately and cowers behind her grandad. Suddenly, she is emboldened by teh presence of her family and grandad and she screams at him dramatically. "YOU. It was you who raped me. Right from the time I was 7, you held me on your lap and put my hand on your beeping penis. When I was 14, you forcibly kissed me, you dirty pig! And at 18, you raped me in the concetration camp several times. What a greedy pig, you bastard, you beep you beep beep beep. I could kill you with my bare hands."
 * SHOWDOWN***

Alba's parents get involved, and so Esteban Trueba - all confront him and hammer him [guy, add your stuff here] Blanca: Pedro do something ... our little daughter has been victimised by this beep. the one time in our lives thats we get sepertaed from her this is what happens to her. Pedro we should not forgive this animal... GO DO SOMETHING. i will not leave this man just like this. Pedro Tercero: how could you...how could you rape Little Alba i won't let you get away with that....( gets up to slap Garcia)

( interrupted by Trueba who interferes and tries to hit Garcia himself...)

After the drama subsides, Alba realises - in a moment of epiphany (!!!) and she gives a long melo speech - From - "When I was in the doghouse.....Each piece has a reason for being where it is, even colonel garcia." And then Soham can say "Thanks ms alba - for that really boring lecture that ruined the drama - so we no option but to conclude now " or something of that sort...........