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ON THE BASTARD GRANDSON OF A FASCIST PIG

Jerry- Gaurav Esteban Garcia (EG) : Shashwat Esteban Trueba (ET): Siddhant Pedro Tercero: Ronak Alba: Anvisha
 * Characters:**

Jerry: Introduces talk show, topic- “I am the bastard grandson of a fascist pig”

(Enter Esteban Garcia)

Jerry – So, Esteban, tell us a bit about your family history

EG: · I am the product of Esteban Trueba’s lust and Pancha Garcia’s subservience · Trueba gave me his name but nothing else · I am a wretched bastard son of a fascist pig · I shall have my revenge ! (supports with quote from chapter 6—Revenge)

Jerry: I understand you feel... er.. strongly about Esteban Trueba. Does his recommendation work as a sort of redemption?

EG: · He doesn’t even know who I am! · I deserved Tres Marias · I shall never forgive him · His daughter Alba must pay the price...Grrr... · Despite me betraying Pedro Tercero for him, he did not reward me

Jerry: Hold that thought. . . . Mr. Pedro Tercero, welcome to the studio!

Pedro Tercero - You BLEEP!!!! You were the one who betrayed me!.. “In unity there is strength”, we could've risen up to the patron together (Brings out guitar and starts strumming) We are but the hens, and he is the sly fox...

Esteban Garcia: You are a useless waste of space! You with your ideas of equality and love... I say kill the...

Pedro Tercer: Look cousin, comrade, you have resorted to base violence. Esteban Trueba is a..

Esteban Trueba: What am I, you son of a BLEEP!...

Pedro Tercero: Uh - oh

Esteban Trueba - (Takes axe and chases Pedro around room)

Pedro Tercero - You've already mutilated me (still running) - i still love Blanca. And Alba is my child! I fathered your granddaughter, Trueba!

Audience - Buuuuuurrrrrnnnnn

Esteban Trueba - That child was Jean's! She was the son of a French nobleman, not a scum peasant like you.

Jerry (thoroughly enjoying himself)- looks like we have a bit of a family issue, eh? This is not a show about your personal lives! So, Pedro Tercero, you say you fathered Blanca’s child. How many times did you’ll make ... eh... physical contact?

Pedro - Yes not personal at all now is it

Esteban Trueba - You BLEEP!!.. you better have kept you hands of my daughter!

Jerry - let’s try not to fight over here, or at least make the insults a little more interesting! Esteban, tell us why do you hate pedro so much?

Esteban Trueba: · He is a peasant (esteban’s ideology about power- oligarchy) · He wrecked my relationship with Blanca and Clara- BECAUSE OF HIM, i lost everything! My Clara!

Pedro Tercero: Blanca was lost to you long before! You’re a tyrant, //patron!// (says with sarcasm in voice).

(Jerry interrupts)

Esteban Trueba - SILENCE!.. I KILL YOU! (continues)

· This scum dared to cross my power with his stupid pamphlets · We who win will always win! · Your communists will never triumph!!

Pedro Tercero: First off, we’re SOCIALIST, not communist, Senor Trueba.

Audience: buuuuurrrrrrnnnn

Pedro Tercero: · I love Blanca much more than you have ever loved her · At least i have a justified reason for hating you- you expelled me from the hacienda for expressing my opinion ·<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -x-system-font: none;"> You treated the peasants with contempt, impregnating so many virgins and denouncing responsibility. Paying us with pink slips instead of wages. ·<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -x-system-font: none;"> Forcing me to do menial work. Why? Just so you could retain your fragile hold over power?!

Jerry - coming back to the topic, esteban garcia, you mentioned something about being the bastard grandson of a fascist pig. So how do you feel about the legitimate grand-daughter of the fascist pig?

Esteban Garcia: I want to kill her! But at the same time, I desire her frail body (shudders)

Esteban Trueba (goes mad): DON”T YOU DARE! TALK ABOUT MY ALBA LIKE THAT! (picks up chair and chases Esteban around room. Finally Jerry restrains him and holds him down. He is still curses)

(Enter Alba)

Alba: Calm down grandfather! (Spots Esteban Garcia) I’ve had dreams about you, as a green monster.... (shudders). You are a disgusting, disgusting man!

EG: (approaches Alba with twisted smile on face)

ET (Yells himself hoarse) : One step closer and I will beat the hell out of you!

EG: So little Alba... what do you have to say about me?

Jerry: Really Esteban Garcia, let me do the talking! So little Alba... what do you have to say about me, i mean, him?

Alba: ·<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -x-system-font: none;"> He molested me when I was a child and on my 12th birthday. He also tried to choke me ·<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -x-system-font: none;"> I think that he is set on some kind of revenge ·<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -x-system-font: none;"> Completeing the cycle. My granddad raped his grandmom so he rapes me, and the cycle continues ·<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -x-system-font: none;"> I shudder to think that we share my grandfather’s blood. He is a horrible person. I hate him from the bottom of my heart.

Esteban Garcia: Really, Alba... Alba: I’ve heard about your misdeeds in the police force- you unnecessarily arrest innocents and implicate civilians. ...

Esteban Garcia: One day, I shall have my revenge, you little bitch! You shall be in my power!

Alba: You wish!

Audience: Oooooh Buuuurn!

Esteban Garcia: Incoherent mumbling, runs off stage

Esteban Trueba: has a heart attack

Alba goes to nurse him

Jerry Springer: So that’s all for today folks. Seems that the bastard grandson of the fascist pig is in denial of reality- so he attempts to spread hatred and exact revenge. But honestly, Trueba, I don’t blame him- the karmic cycle of action and reaction continues unless a stop is put to it, and I hope that Alba realises that.