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“My daughter went off with a commie and had a love child.” ALBA REUNITED WITH HER PARENTS: Jerry: Hello and welcome to the Jerry springer show. Today, we’re going to meet the Trueba and Garcia families, and discover unknown dark secrets of their past. First, let’s introduce you to two members of the family, Blanca Trueba and Pedro Tercero Garcia. Welcome…. So, why don’t you start off by describing the relationship between the two of you? Pedro : Well, it started of as us playing and it landed up “running, hugging, laughing, falling to the ground and rolling over and over, and exchanging wet kisses” Jerry: All as kids, a little young don’t you think? Shouldn’t you guys have waited till puberty ;) Blanca: In the city, I was in hibernation, without him, I’d wait all year for summer when we could finally lie naked under the table. But in the end, due to political and social divides, my father didn’t approve of him **Pedro makes a dirty face**, so I ended up marrying “the count”, even though I Was pregnant with his child. Jerry: So, his child, alright, let’s bring out Alba, the bastard child. So, Blanca and Pedro, anything you have to say to Alba? Pedro : **sings to Alba : you are my baby, my bastard baby, my love child, of her and meeeee.** Alba: Excuse me? Blanca: You see, before I got married to Jean, Pedro and I would sneak around at night making love, and in the process well, I kind of got pregnant.  Alba : alba reacts – sensed it from before types-  Jerry: Okay, so lets bring out our first surprise guest, Esteban Trueba.  Trueba: (pacing, kicking around, cane goes up to Pedro and starts screaming) : 1. Attacks pedro (physical and verbal) 2. To Blanca: you would have been so happy with the count, he was perfect for you…..elaborate Jerry : signals to the left -(the count enters, clapping of the audience) this, is the Jean de Satigny, your “husband” right Blanca? So if he was so perfect for you, why did you leave him? Blanca: well, it’s not a big deal, nothing Jean: I came back from my walk, ze door is broken (elaborate) Blanca: I OPENED THE DOOR AND FOUND A PORNOGRAPHY STUDIO in my basement!! How could I let my daughter grow up in this environment… “My daughter, I had to get out of here” Treuba: What have you done to my business, my daughter (RAGE) Count : spills beans, blah blah FIGHT freeze JERRY: all right, so ladies and gentlemen, while we settle this troubled family, let’s turn to the audience.